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THREE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE...
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following
proposal to his wife: Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order
to come back and give you the comfortable life that
you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away,
I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I
am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will
be faithful to you.
His wife agreed, so the young man left. He walked
many days until he found a farmer who was in need
of someone to help him. The young man offered his
services. He was accepted.
Therefore he discussed
the terms with his boss: Let me work for as long as I
want and when I think I should go home, please
relieve me of my duties. I do not want to receive my
salary. I ask you to save it for me, until the day I
leave. The day I decide to go, please give me the
money and I will go my way. They agreed on that. So,
the young man worked for twenty years without
holiday and without rest.
After twenty years, he came
to his boss and said: Boss, I want my money, because
I am returning to my home. The boss replied: All
right, after all, I made a deal with you and I will stick
to it. However, before you go I want to offer you
something new: I will give you all your money and
send you away; or I will give you 3 pieces of advice
and send you away. If I give you money, you lose the
3 pieces of advice.
If I give you the 3 pieces of advice,
you lose the money. Now, go to your room and think
about your answer. He thought for two days. Then he
went to the boss and told him: I want the 3 pieces of
advice. The boss stressed again, if I give you the 3
pieces of advice, I will not give you the money, and
the man replied: I want the 3 pieces of advice. The
boss then told him:
No. 1: Never take shortcuts in your life, shorter and
unknown paths can cost your life.
No. 2: Never be too curious, for curiosity towards evil
can be deadly.
No. 3: Never make decisions in moments of anger or
pain, because when you repent, it could be too late.
After giving
these 3 pieces of advice, the boss said to him: Here,
you have 3 loaves of bread, 2 are for you to eat
during the journey and the last is for you to eat with
your wife when you get home.
So, the man went his
way, after twenty years away from home and from
his wife, whom he loved so much. After the first day
of travel, he found a man who greeted him and
asked: Where are you going? He replied: To a distant
place which is about 20 days away if I continue
walking. The man said to him: Ol' boy, this path is too
long! I know a shortcut that is very safe and you will
arrive in 5 days only.
The man began to follow the
path suggested until he remembered the first piece
of advice. Then, he returned and followed the long
path. Days later he learned that the shortcut led to an
ambush. After a few more days of travel, he found an
inn by the roadside, where he could rest. He paid for
a room and after taking a bath he lay down to sleep.
During the night he woke up as he heard a terrifying
scream. He rose to his feet and went to the door to
check what happened. As he was opening the door,
he remembered the second piece of advice.
Therefore he returned, lay down again and slept. At
dawn, after breakfast, the owner of the lodging asked
him if he had not heard the scream at night. He
affirmed that he heard. Then, the host said: Were you
not curious to see what happened? And he replied:
No, I was not. Then the host said: You are the first
guest to leave this inn alive. My neighbour is
completely crazy. He usually shouts at night to call
someone’s attention.
When some of the guests come
out, he kills them and buries their bodies in the
backyard. The man continued his long journey, eager
to arrive soon. After many days and nights walking,
he was very tired, but he finally saw his house far
away. It was night. He saw some light coming out of
the window of his house and was able to see the
silhouette of his wife. But he also saw that she was
not alone. He came closer and saw there was a man
with her. She softly caressed his hair. When he saw
that scene, his heart was filled with hatred and
bitterness. He decided to rush at and kill them both
mercilessly. However, he took a deep breath and he
remembered the third piece of advice.
Then he stopped, reflected and decided to sleep outside that
night. He slept in the midst of the bushes,
determined to make a decision the next day. At dawn,
he was calmer and thought: I will not kill my wife and
her lover. I am going back to my boss to ask him to
take me back. But before I go, I want to tell my wife
that I have always been faithful to her. He went to the
front door and knocked. When his wife opened the
door and recognized him, she cried and embraced
him warmly. He tried to push her away, but he was
not able. Then, with tears in his eyes he told her: I
was faithful to you but you betrayed me.
She was
shocked, so she replied: How did I betray you? I have
never betrayed you. I waited patiently for you for
twenty good years. Then he asked: How about the
man that you were caressing yesterday? And she
said: That man is your son. When you left, I
discovered I was pregnant. Today he is twenty years
old. Hearing that, the man asked her forgiveness. He
met and hugged his son.
Then he told them all the
things he had experienced while away. Meanwhile,
his wife prepared some coffee for them to eat
together, the last bread given by his boss. After a
prayer of thanksgiving, he broke the bread. When he
looked at it, he found all his money inside. In fact,
there was even more than the right payment for his
twenty years of dedication and hard work. Friends,
our God is like this boss.
When he asks us to make a
sacrifice, he wants to give us more than what we give
Him. He wants us to have His unique wisdom as well
as the material blessings. Someone sent this piece to
me and it blessed me and I copied it for you. Do you
know someone else who needs this story?
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Akpos and his other 2 drunk Friends entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". Akpos slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the Akpos knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The Akpos replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
THREE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE...
A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following
proposal to his wife: Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order
to come back and give you the comfortable life that
you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away,
I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I
am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will
be faithful to you.
His wife agreed, so the young man left. He walked
many days until he found a farmer who was in need
of someone to help him. The young man offered his
services. He was accepted.
Therefore he discussed
the terms with his boss: Let me work for as long as I
want and when I think I should go home, please
relieve me of my duties. I do not want to receive my
salary. I ask you to save it for me, until the day I
leave. The day I decide to go, please give me the
money and I will go my way. They agreed on that. So,
the young man worked for twenty years without
holiday and without rest.
After twenty years, he came
to his boss and said: Boss, I want my money, because
I am returning to my home. The boss replied: All
right, after all, I made a deal with you and I will stick
to it. However, before you go I want to offer you
something new: I will give you all your money and
send you away; or I will give you 3 pieces of advice
and send you away. If I give you money, you lose the
3 pieces of advice.
If I give you the 3 pieces of advice,
you lose the money. Now, go to your room and think
about your answer. He thought for two days. Then he
went to the boss and told him: I want the 3 pieces of
advice. The boss stressed again, if I give you the 3
pieces of advice, I will not give you the money, and
the man replied: I want the 3 pieces of advice. The
boss then told him:
No. 1: Never take shortcuts in your life, shorter and
unknown paths can cost your life.
No. 2: Never be too curious, for curiosity towards evil
can be deadly.
No. 3: Never make decisions in moments of anger or
pain, because when you repent, it could be too late.
After giving
these 3 pieces of advice, the boss said to him: Here,
you have 3 loaves of bread, 2 are for you to eat
during the journey and the last is for you to eat with
your wife when you get home.
So, the man went his
way, after twenty years away from home and from
his wife, whom he loved so much. After the first day
of travel, he found a man who greeted him and
asked: Where are you going? He replied: To a distant
place which is about 20 days away if I continue
walking. The man said to him: Ol' boy, this path is too
long! I know a shortcut that is very safe and you will
arrive in 5 days only.
The man began to follow the
path suggested until he remembered the first piece
of advice. Then, he returned and followed the long
path. Days later he learned that the shortcut led to an
ambush. After a few more days of travel, he found an
inn by the roadside, where he could rest. He paid for
a room and after taking a bath he lay down to sleep.
During the night he woke up as he heard a terrifying
scream. He rose to his feet and went to the door to
check what happened. As he was opening the door,
he remembered the second piece of advice.
Therefore he returned, lay down again and slept. At
dawn, after breakfast, the owner of the lodging asked
him if he had not heard the scream at night. He
affirmed that he heard. Then, the host said: Were you
not curious to see what happened? And he replied:
No, I was not. Then the host said: You are the first
guest to leave this inn alive. My neighbour is
completely crazy. He usually shouts at night to call
someone’s attention.
When some of the guests come
out, he kills them and buries their bodies in the
backyard. The man continued his long journey, eager
to arrive soon. After many days and nights walking,
he was very tired, but he finally saw his house far
away. It was night. He saw some light coming out of
the window of his house and was able to see the
silhouette of his wife. But he also saw that she was
not alone. He came closer and saw there was a man
with her. She softly caressed his hair. When he saw
that scene, his heart was filled with hatred and
bitterness. He decided to rush at and kill them both
mercilessly. However, he took a deep breath and he
remembered the third piece of advice.
Then he stopped, reflected and decided to sleep outside that
night. He slept in the midst of the bushes,
determined to make a decision the next day. At dawn,
he was calmer and thought: I will not kill my wife and
her lover. I am going back to my boss to ask him to
take me back. But before I go, I want to tell my wife
that I have always been faithful to her. He went to the
front door and knocked. When his wife opened the
door and recognized him, she cried and embraced
him warmly. He tried to push her away, but he was
not able. Then, with tears in his eyes he told her: I
was faithful to you but you betrayed me.
She was
shocked, so she replied: How did I betray you? I have
never betrayed you. I waited patiently for you for
twenty good years. Then he asked: How about the
man that you were caressing yesterday? And she
said: That man is your son. When you left, I
discovered I was pregnant. Today he is twenty years
old. Hearing that, the man asked her forgiveness. He
met and hugged his son.
Then he told them all the
things he had experienced while away. Meanwhile,
his wife prepared some coffee for them to eat
together, the last bread given by his boss. After a
prayer of thanksgiving, he broke the bread. When he
looked at it, he found all his money inside. In fact,
there was even more than the right payment for his
twenty years of dedication and hard work. Friends,
our God is like this boss.
When he asks us to make a
sacrifice, he wants to give us more than what we give
Him. He wants us to have His unique wisdom as well
as the material blessings. Someone sent this piece to
me and it blessed me and I copied it for you. Do you
know someone else who needs this story?
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Akpos and his other 2 drunk Friends entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". Akpos slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the Akpos knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The Akpos replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in schoolAKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
AKPOS: No…
GIRL: I’m his daughter.
AKPOS: Do u know me?
GIRL: No!
AKPOS: Thank God.
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school
AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
AKPOS: No…
GIRL: I’m his daughter.
AKPOS: Do u know me?
GIRL: No!
AKPOS: Thank God.
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AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
AKPOS: No…
GIRL: I’m his daughter.
AKPOS: Do u know me?
GIRL: No!
AKPOS: Thank God.
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-principals-daughter/#sthash.uLdgOajz.dpuf
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Ladies of Today
The following was awhatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online:
Lady: What car are you driving?
Akpos: A Mercedez Benz S Class…
Lady: I feel so comfortable talking to you.
Akpos: …which I rented this morning…
Lady: I should tell you that I have a boyfriend
Akpos: Because my BMW 7 Series is with the mechanic
Lady: I forgot to tell you that my boyfriend and I broke up yesterday
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LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT COMEDY
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FIANCE/PAPILO MEETS PAPA
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BASKET MOUTH JOKES
DR CRAZY PHONE RING DANCE
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